Directed by Mark Waters. Published by Tina Fey, in line with the written guide Queen Bees & Wannabes by Rosalind Wiseman.
- You got everybody there where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because. You have your Freshmen, ROTC men, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls whom Eat Their emotions, Girls that don’t Eat any such thing, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People you may Ever satisfy, and also the Worst. Watch out for The Plastics.
- This will be Damian: he is nearly too homosexual to work.
Damian: [about Regina] She constantly appears intense.
She constantly wins Spring Fling Queen. Janis: whom cares? Damian: we worry. Every the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling year. And whomsoever is elected Fling that is spring King Queen immediately becomes mind for the scholar strategies Committee. And since I have have always been an energetic person in the scholar strategies Committee, i might state, yeah, we worry. Janis: Wow, Damian, you have really out-gayed your self. Regina: you are, like, actually pretty! Cady: many thanks! Regina: So That You agree? Cady: Exactly Just Exactly What? Regina: you imagine you are actually pretty. Gretchen: Well, i am talking about, you would not obtain a dress without asking friends and family first if it seems good for you. Cady: I would personallyn’t? Gretchen: Appropriate. Oh, and it is exactly the same with dudes. Like, you may think you want somebody, however you could possibly be incorrect. Karen: hang on. [presses a key on her behalf phone] Oh, my Jesus. She actually is therefore annoying. Gretchen: That Is Karen that is’s this? Gretchen: Gretchen. Karen: Right. Hold on tight. [presses another switch; to Regina] Oh, my Jesus, she is therefore annoying. Regina: i understand! Just be rid of her. Karen: [to Gretchen] Ok. The facts? Gretchen: Regina claims everybody else hates you because you’re this type of slut. Karen: She said that? Gretchen: You did not hear it from me personally. Cady: Little harsh, Gretch. Gretchen: Whatever, she’s the right to know. Karen: [to Regina] i cannot head out. [fake cough] i am ill. Regina: [sarcastically] Boo, you whore. [hangs up; Karen gapes in surprise] Cady: [voice-over] The strange benefit of getting together with Regina had been that I could hate her, and also at the same time frame, we nevertheless wanted her to just like me. Regina: okay. You have got really eyebrows that are good. Cady: Many Many Many Thanks. Regina: [pushing Gretchen] Move. Cady: [voice-over] Exact Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina would be to her, the greater amount of Gretchen tried to win Regina straight straight straight straight back. She knew it had been far better to be into the plastic materials, hating life, rather than not be in at all. Because being using the plastic materials had been like being famous. Individuals looked over you most of the time, and everyone simply knew material in regards to you. Quick woman: That brand new woman relocated right right here from Africa. Bethany Byrd: we saw Cady Heron putting on military jeans and flip-flops, and so I bought military jeans and flip-flops. Jason: That Cady woman is hot. She might also be hotter than Regina George. Mr. Duvall: we hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels once once again. The 2 had been seen canoodling at Chris Eisel’s Halloween celebration. They have been inseparable from the time. Cady: [voice-over] we was a lady possessed. We invested about 80 percent of my time speaing frankly about Regina. In addition to other 20 % of that time, I happened to be praying for some other person to create her up and so I could speak about her more. [out loud] She’s not even that good-looking at her. Janis: I’m not sure in the event that you really look. Given that’s she’s getting fatter, she is got pretty jugs that are big. Cady: [voice-over] i really could hear individuals getting uninterested in me personally. But I Possibly Couldn’t stop. It simply kept approaching like term vomit. [out noisy] We have this concept that in the event that you cut all her locks off, she’d appear to be a british guy. Janis: Yeah, I Understand. You explained this 1 prior to. [After being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and keeping fingers with Gretchen and Karen inside her bedroom] Karen: Did he state why? Regina: [sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.
Gretchen: Whom? Regina: He stated a man regarding the baseball group.
Karen: Baseball team? Regina: we offered him every thing. We was half a virgin whenever he was met by me. Karen: You wanna do one thing enjoyable? You want to visit Taco Bell? Regina: i can not head to Taco Bell, i am for an all-carb diet! Jesus, Karen, you might be therefore stupid! [stomps off] Gretchen: Regina, wait! Keep in touch with me personally! [goes after Regina] Regina: no body knows me personally. Gretchen: you are understood by me. Cady: You Aren’t stupid, Karen. Karen: No. I will be, really. I am failing every little thing. Cady: Well, there should be one thing you are great at. Karen: I am able to place my fist that is whole in lips. Want to see? Cady: No. That Is okay. Other things? Karen: i am types of psychic. I’ve a 5th feeling. Cady: What can you suggest? Karen: It really is like i’ve ESPN or something like that. My breasts can tell when it always’s gonna rainfall. Cady: Actually? Which is amazing. Karen: Well, they could inform if it is raining. Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Regina, wait! i did not suggest for that to occur! Regina: to discover that every person hates me? I do not care! Cady: Regina, please! Regina, end! Regina: [turns to Cady and walks toward her] No! are you aware exactly just exactly just what everyone else claims in regards to you? They do say that you are a jungle that is home-schooled, who’s a less hot variation of me personally! Yeah! So do not make an effort to work therefore innocent! It is possible to simply simply simply take that fake apology and shove it right your hairyвЂ” [gets struck by a bus] Cady: [voice-over] And that is exactly how Regina George passed away. No, I’m completely joking. But she did get hurt. Some girls state they saw her mind get most of the real means around. But that is merely a rumor. Some individuals swear I was seen by them push her ahead associated with coach. Which was a much even even even worse rumor. [deleted scene; Cady is frowned upon] Cady: [voice-over] i really couldn’t apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed for the burn book that is whole. After which, she stated it. The thing that is worst you might hear from any adult. Sharon Norbury: [alarmed] Your moms and dads have now been consumed by cannibals! Cady: [voice-over] ok, the 2nd worst. Sharon Norbury: i am actually disappointed inside you, Cady. Cady: so can be we nevertheless in a battle? Janis: will you be nevertheless an asshole? Cady: I do not think therefore. Janis: Well, then i assume we are okay.